"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it
me:*fails a quiz* drake: i’m just sayin you could do better me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*
So. Much. Hair.
Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid
Yer a wizard, Harry!
ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!
*Trombone failure sound effect*
”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.