amyjpond:

some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed

(via gnarly)

demented-zone:

IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A SNAKE YAWNING TODAY HERE, HERE IT IS YOUR YAWNING SNAKE FOR TODAY. LOOK. LOOK AT IT!

(via doyoueverjustphan)

5sosvevo:

I want michael to stroke my hair and buy me alpaca plushies and watch anime with me

squidgybuttblog:

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

[ADULTING INTENSIFIES] 

(Source: fleur-ethereal, via lindsaypellhum)

(via 5sosvevo)

Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow